This week’s topic is brought to you by the always introspective Outdoor Dave. Ben is ok with breakfast food. Max doesn’t like to eat in repose. Geoff has slapped many a hand away. *** Topic - Would you let a dog lick peanut butter off your balls? From - Outdoor Dave

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Wouldn’t it be great if George Carlin were still around to see all this mess? We think so. So does Brent, who asked us a question related to one of his bits. Bottom Line -  It’s hard for any one person to be all things to someone else. Businesses exist to meet [...]

Welcome to our 4ooth episode where we break all the rules. ***** ALLL OF THE STAR WARS SPOILERS AHEAD ***** This week we choose the topic, turn off the clock, and just go. Geoff needs therapy. Max was shattered by the first two. Ben is a true fan and loves it all. *** Topic - [...]

Things get a little heavy as we contend with the populist world we live in. Is Science dead? Are facts real? Just remember… No one calls its the Dark Ages when they’re living through it. So, screw it. Let’s just go open up some clams on our tummies and be done with it. *** Topic [...]

Does your superpower of choice change over time? What about what you’d do with it? Not Max. He is still just wants to *banf* to and fro and see his friends. Ben wishes he was a 3D printer. Geoff goes darkside (and ends up with a lucrative Youtube career). Shout outs to:  - Nicolas Cage [...]

Jonah, complete with Yoda paper, lobbed us an easy one.  And we appreciate it. This week is all about TV, fandom, and reopening old, almost-closed wounds. 5 seasons of greatness + 1 season of “Whaaaaat?” + 2 seasons of God dammit = ??? It’s abandonment, lessons that should have been learned from hobbits, and that [...]

This week is yet another example of our gender limits. It turns out three dudes do not for a interesting conversation about breastfeeding make. Which is why we veer into stigmas about foods and crossing creepy lines with pets. Why is it okay to eat cheese from a goat but not from a human? How [...]

Patron Saint of the podcast and World Series Winner (by the rules of fandom), Dr Zooks, has us talking about presents. She wants to know what’s the worst gif(t) we’ve ever received. Ben is still sore about a White Elephant Christmas. Geoff won’t tolerate you talkin’ any mess about socks. And the time Max accidentally [...]

What in your life has caused you to take a deep breath and say, “Man, I don’t get paid enough for this shit…”? Was it a seven-vomit Sunday? Did you have to clean up wall poop? Was it long hours? Dealing with the public? Whatever it was - don’t sweat it. 50% of us ghosted [...]

Here's what makes a great leader... - Never admitting you’re wrong - Always taking credit - Making sure it’s never your fault - Earning 1000x more than everyone else - Surrounding yourself with people who think you’re the bee’s knees. Also covered this week - Swing dancing and racist sports teams. *** Topic - What [...]