Do you have any idea how much envy you’re about to inspire?

Have you ever seen anyone else in any I and U gear?

Probably not.

And no. That doesn’t mean we aren’t popular. It’s just really hard to gain any traction in the over-crowded and ever-expanding sea of podcasts.

(Dick.)

It does, however, mean you are now probably the coolest person you know.

You’re welcome.