Maybe it was a violent crime. Possibly involving a hitchhiker.

Maybe a huge gust of wind came, knocked the person out of them, and blew one away.

Maybe the previous owner filled it with birdseed and the bird got tired and dropped it.

Maybe it was left on the top of a car.

Maybe it’s a clone and there’s really a whole mess of identical ones in a field somewhere.

Maybe it was hippies.

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Topic – “The one shoe lying on the side of the road.” How does that even happen? I mean, have you ever lost one shoe? 

From – Vinny