Look, I know what you’re thinking…and yes, you can be polyamorous for one person. But ONLY if that person is Phil Collins. He’s like Nic Cage if the CAGE could sing and play the drums and star in Tarzan all at the same time. So it’s polyamory with Nic Cage AND Phil Collins. Anyways, Benji just wanted to make sure you all realize how awesome both Phil Collins and Nicholas Cage truly are. Just dreamy. What? But balancing multiple relationships is no easy task, so listen up before you end up on the wrong end of the devil’s three way, staring Max in the face right at OH-time. Ewwww. Right?
