Yo, son, we got the mad dolla bills this week! Benji spent his life savings on the Powerball drawing last week, and we wanted to figure what we’d be doing if we was straight up ballin’. Don’t worry, I’m sure we’ll win. I made sure to get struck by lightning just to help out our odds of winning. That’s statistically sound science, boys and girls. So, that’s what we wanna know…what would you do with crazy benjamins rollin’ in? Cars? Women? Sensible real estate investments? You crazy, dawg. Everyone knows the money is in currency speculation. That’s straight up TRUTH.
