Pop quiz, a– hole: Cantonese or the banjo? Russian or shredding on the guitar? If you could speak five languages of your choice or play any five instruments in all of existence, what would you pick? Okay… go! Can’t decide? Can’t decide? Tick tock, tick tock. TOO LATE! Brain aneurism, you’re dead!
Seriously, how do you even pick between either of those awesome things? Good Lord, sometimes I blow my own mind. Which is called mental-bation. You’re welcome boys and girls. If I could speak five languages, this message could have been in Spanish, too. De Nada, beeatches. TRUTH.
Topic – If you automatically knew either 5 musical instruments or 5 languages, which would you choose?