With the election so near, we tackle the big issues like Bean Dip and who would win in a greased up wrasslin’ match… probably Taft, just because of the weight factor. Though Lincoln has the reach to land some major hits on that Pu–y JQ Adams. Can we use movie fictional presidents? Cuz in that case I pick Bill Pullman from Independence Day as the first to be KO’d, probably by Morgan Freeman from Deep Impact. Boom! Ring the bell, fights over.
Topic – Should politicians wear their sponsors like NASCAR cars?