Have you ever won a sport coat? Ever wondered how golf is like the skating rink? When’s the last time you saw an 8 year old smokings a cigarette? Jonah Schein didn’t actually ask any of those questions – he wants to know about the masters – but we’re good like that. Hollywood’s at Disney World. Max wants a big check. And time just can’t move fast enough for Benji. Remember :
1) 2 is the magic number for bowling. 2) 12 is clearly not 18. 3) The Internet is in the shed. — It’s shrinking trophies, wedding clothes, unrecognizable celebrities, new fangled direct deposit, buckle bunnies, elitist activities, and handsome women. I and U. Let’s put on some green jackets and see what happens.
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Topic – What happens if you win the Masters but get too fat to wear the jacket?
