It’s one of our favorite games: marry-bang-kill. Our international homie, Jeremy, emailed us the trio: Zooey Deschanel, Katy Perry, and Emily Blunt. And in a historic turn of events – everyone’s list is different. Benji is down with veganaise and owl fundraisers. Hollywood and his popped collar want to live in candyland. And Max is okay with his loveless, stuffy British marriage. Remember :
1) Youth groups are for getting girls. 2) Cauliflower is the new potato. 3) Checking the yes box is an inauspicious start to a relationship. — It’s objectifying ladies we’ll never meet, getting punked by a 7 year old, t-shirt time scales, and lovin’ on Canada. I and U. We’ve got one for you – marry-bang-kill: Elizabeth Warren, Hillary Clinton, Janet Reno.
