It’s a “would you rather” EpiDose courtesy of someone who doesn’t get a t-shirt because they didn’t put their name on the topic (Whoops). It starts with the choice between getting a hard poke in the eye or a swift kick to the crotch. But don’t worry – we go all sorts of places with it. Max is about time and finding the pleasure in situations. Benji likes to take his lumps and avoid shame. And Hollywood takes 3 steps into darkness. Remember :

1) Rubbing your eyes never helps. 2) There are worse ways to do Vegas than as a pirate on painkillers. 3) It’s impossible to say what you would actually do in any situation until you get there. — It’s quantity vs quality, lump sums vs daily allowances, the definition of love, and our usual gender handicap. I and U. We get sidetracked but we don’t forget.

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Topic – Which is worse: a hard poke in the eye or a swift kick in the crotch?

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