Family Thanksgivings? A college party in Texas? Meeting your future in-laws for the first time? A crappy potluck? What is the appropriate kind of party to stick your dick in the mashed potatoes? Phil Roerbacher wants to know. Hollywood forgets who he is. Max is a terrible businessman and Benji is compassion personified. Remember :

1) If god didn’t want us to masturbate then we’d be built like t-rexs. 2) Things get a little dark at about the 18 minute mark. 3) The entertainment industry is cashing in on your nostalgia. — It’s the karate of comedy, some Netflix recommendations, Dr Zooks food porn, bagel sex, and our decreased tolerance for uncertainty. I and U. America’s favorite codpiece on the corner of maple and awesome

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Topic – What kind of party is it?

From – Phil Roerbacher