Is there a name someone from your past has totally ruined? Is it to the point where if you meet a person with that name now – you automatically don’t like them? We thought so. And this one’s for you… Tawdry Hipburn (aka Audrey Philips) want’s to know about terrible names for children. Hollywood’s mom keeps a running list, Benji’s never met an ugly Nikki, and Max named himself an 80s power name. Remember :

1) Are you a mall cop? Because that’s a sweet segway… 2) Strippers have ruined lots of cool girl names. 3) Illusions are magic. Tricks are what whores do for money. — It’s the trick to naming your kid something cool and why it’s a good thing to know a bunch of Jeffs. I and U. It’s fresh, it’s hip, it’s cool. It’s Noah’s Arcade.

***

Topic – What are some of the “best” names for kids? (And by best I mean worst)

From – Tawdry Hipburn