Everyone can thank our own Ben-Hollywood-Captain-Jub-Jub-Mongoleian-Pork-Bundles-Whitmore for this gem. But, it is kind of fitting. I mean, who else would have the gall to demand oral fulfillment? In the interest of full disclosure, this topic was actually the test email we sent to “topics” to make sure it worked all those years ago. Remember :

1) Bad directors are a lot like bad managers. 2) Do not, ever, under any circumstances allow Bic pens to rule the world. 3) If it’s worth having it’s worth working for. — From the secret to fake-Italian-singing to carrying an old man’s elbow, it’s…uh…something! Learn that Ben’s the talented one, that Benji makes life-changing omelettes, and that Max was once a local cable star. I and U. It’s like you’re almonds, hippie.

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Topic –  Suck my balls

From – Ben Whitmore