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EpiDose 142- CAWFEE TAWK
Hollywood love’s it. Benji is back on it. Max got beat with it in middle school. This week it’s all about the wonderful deliciousness of coffee (although, turns out caffeine stories are nowhere near as entertaining as cocaine stories). Did you know that you were supposed to use milk and sugar to make flavored coffee good? Or that wearing your I and U shirt helps you pass tests? Didn’t think so. Remember :
1) Go Cold Turkey. 2) Buy your coffee whole bean. 3) “Anytime is a good time to be a better person.” 4) Don’t confront Hollywood. Don’t mess with Benji’s girl. Don’t give Max a quest. — It’s hacky sack heart attacks, watered-down-sun-warmed beer, and shout outs to Steve Woodmansy and readily available potable water. I and U – It’s what Cartman listened to when he was training for the Special Olympics.
Topic – Why is coffee so delicious?
From – Tim Taylor