Are you a sucker or a chomper? Is it about efficiency or giving up? The destination or the journey? Nina Waters from Twitter wants to know how many licks does it take to get to the candy center of a Tootsie Pop? Remember :
1) There is a difference between pleasing a woman and eating candy. 2) Chompers have a lot of “i”s. 3) There’s no sense racing towards a crappy reward. 4) Rules are for suckers…and other candies. — It’s the existential root of the question, the sexy way women eat when they aren’t trying to, and the Honest Trailer for Grease (now with creepy gang-rapey scene!) Ignorant and Uninformed. It’s like if Montel Williams and Jesus had a baby.
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Topic – How many licks does it take to get to the candy center of a Tootsie Pop?
