EpiDose 44- FIFTY SHADES OF FAT KIDS

Fat Kids, Retarded Kids, Special Needs of Both, Fifty Shades, Hell hath no fury like a hungry fat kid :

This one time... at Fat Camp... They told me I had this deadly disease called childhood obesity. Then an old man with a walrus face whose name was Wilford told me I'd get 'die beet us' if I kept eating fast food all the time and never exercised. So I said I'd rather be struck retarded than give up What-A-Burger, and that fat old walrus in the sweater vest could go tusk himself. Turns out Wilford was a magical walrus-man and he twitched his magical walrus-stache, and gave me the downs. All this to say...is it worse to be retarded or fat? The boys tackle to touchy subject of mental handicaps delicately. It's like bringing a grenade to a knife fight... you only have to get close to the point.


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